SEX DEATHS.. While One Was Killed By A Lion, The Second Suffocated During Sex

More unfortunate news am afraid… More pleasurable then painful deaths :)

In Zimbabwe a lady called Sharai Mawera is reported to have been mauled to death by a lion who pounced on her while having sex with her boyfriend who fled the scene with only condoms on and no single piece of clothing.

The boyfriend is said to have apparently heard the Lion roar and was able to get away faster than his girl friend who might have been lost in pleasure and possibly mistaken the roar for her boyfriend’s sex noise… two lessons here -

1. Men do not always mean it when they say they are ready to die for you, cos this guy took off when death came knocking.

2.If you must have a quicky in the bush, perhaps do not take off all your clothes because such emergencies could happen ( the guy ran out naked and was trying to flag down people who would not stop because they mistook him for a mad man)

In another report I saw recently, young 21- year old student Nichola is believed to have been suffocated to death while having sex with Richard Hinds a 19 year old upcoming artist after a gig at Nicki Minaj’s concert in Tokyo.

Hinds is accused of getting Nicola Furlong intoxicated with both drugs and drinks before strangling her while unconscious with a towel.?????

According to the report Hind and a pal had taken Miss Furlong and her friend in a cab to the hotel in central Tokyo where they had to borrow wheelchairs to get the unconscious women to their rooms, Nichola was later found unconscious in her room after another guest complained of a loud noise. She was rushed to hospital but later died.

I find this particular story dodgy, the hotel staff should have alerted the police or something, anyways I am not here to point fingers, I believe detectives are professionals in investigating such cases.

May their souls rest in peace and may their families and friends find the strength to bear the loss!!!!

So then, is the grand lesson no more sex? or just a bit more caution and safety awareness? SO please remember when next you are all charged up and your blood gets really hot and all them hormones start raging, (I know it is a joy spoiler) but just check that it is safe………Play safe in this context is not just the use of condoms, it’s also…..who you hang out with, use of drugs and alchohol, then the environment you’re having sex.

3 comments on “SEX DEATHS.. While One Was Killed By A Lion, The Second Suffocated During Sex

  1. Mr Kredible says:

    Reblogged this on 9jalondonstyle and commented:
    SAD AND FUNNY

  2. Anonymous says:

    SAD stories but cant help laughing at some point while reading this :(

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