Oh my freaking God! This actually made me laugh like never before. Someone actually sat down to mimic how some Nigerian leaders and Americans would’ve answered this simple question in different ways, based on their style of leadership and public speech….Lmao
EGO is back ooooo, trying to put together the pictures from my trip to the PEACE GARDEN(#reflectionRetreat), then I’ll share with you guys asap. In the meantime, lets start today on a lighter note:
Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”
GEORGE W BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us, there is no middle ground here.
I have just witnessed eChicken2014 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream… and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) Nigerian President:
I guess it’s a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we’ll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.