Oh my freaking God! This actually made me laugh like never before. Someone actually sat down to mimic how some Nigerian leaders and Americans would’ve answered this simple question in different ways, based on their style of leadership and public speech….Lmao
EGO is back ooooo, trying to put together the pictures from my trip to the PEACE GARDEN(#reflectionRetreat), then I’ll share with you guys asap. In the meantime, lets start today on a lighter note:
Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”
GEORGE W BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us, there is no middle ground here.
I have just witnessed eChicken2014 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream… and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) Nigerian President:
I guess it’s a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we’ll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,….. ….why wont it cross to the other side?
HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.
Nscdc Lagos chairman:
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows…ehmm… that’s all.